Dad Jokes

3rd June, 2020

TO CELEBRATE Father’s Day at Castlegate we want to hear your favourite dad jokes!

Whether “Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!” tickles your pickle or “What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.” makes you snort with laughter, share your favourite dad joke with us on social media for a chance to win your dad a craft beer-bundle this Father’s Day!

Here’s a few more to get you going…
* What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
* Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it!
* What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
* What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!
* I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.

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